"Here Come de Judge"

"Here Comes the Judge" was a regular sketch on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, the 1960s comedy extravaganza.  The show was hysterical, and nothing was sacred. The sketch was done in the first season by Pigmeat Markham and in subsequent seasons by Sammy Davis Jr. who took it to great heights. Sammy would come wearing a British Judge’s powdered wig and open the bit by saying the following.

“If your lawyer is sleeping you better give him a nudge cause,

Here Comes the Judge, Here Comes the Judge!"

On the other hand, those unfamiliar with the phrase "Here Comes the Judge" probably think it’s a reference to the New York Yankee slugger, Aaron Judge approaching the plate in anticipation of another prodigious home run. Not really. Go to the archives of YouTube and look it up.  The material is politically incorrect by today’s TV standards, but nevertheless much needed in the current woke environment.

Former President Donald Trump must be tired of hearing it shouted by the special prosecutor Jack ‘the Ripper” Smith every 10 minutes.  Jack has indicted Trump with a number of egregious offenses regarding classified documents. Now he’s come up with four new indictments and accusations regarding the January 6th riot. The only thing Jack has yet to indict the former President for is highway mopiness and attempting to gawk. Seems every time things look bad for the Frist Grifter’s son Hunter, Jack announces new charges. No coincidence there. 

Meanwhile, Robert Hur, the Department of Justice Special Counsel who is investigating the Biden classified documents found in his garage, remains a mysterious figure. His picture was recently seen on milk cartons throughout the DC Swamp. You can bet your sweet bippy (phrase made popular by Dick Martin) that Joe has not seen or heard Robert Hur prancing and shouting “Here Comes the Judge”, anywhere near the White House. Further, nothing will come of his probe even though former Senators and Vice Presidents are forbidden from keeping classified documents, under any circumstances, in their homes. That’s a fair bet given who’s the current Attorney General.

In view of all the legal wrangling surrounding Trump and Biden, a close Biden family friend, Devon Archer, spilled the beans in testimony to the House Oversight Committee.  Joe in addition to being the “Big Guy”, was also known as the “Brand” for the family influence peddling scheme while Biden was Vice President.  Seems the “Big Guy” was on speaker phone over 20 times with his son when there was a business opportunity occurring. The Swamp media and Democrat syncopates continued to bodyguard Joe even in view of the latest shocking revelations regarding the sellout of America.  Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY) was vociferous when describing what he considering harmless, inconsequential testimony from Archer. He actually said that Hunter called his Dad to discuss the weather while he was meeting with potential customers. Dan was serious.

Never mind that Goldman never opined as to why the Ukrainians hired the son of a Vice President for 83 grand a month to advise them on energy policy when he had no experience in the field.  Someone tell this rookie congressman that he missed the point completely.  Gotta love the elected Swamp ninnies. Goldman has usurped the title from Sandy Cortez (AOC) as the dumbest human in Congress.

The DOJ beef with Trump’s behavior, holding classified documents pales in comparison to the increasing evidence of Biden family grifting.  With Hunter playing the role of Fredo Corleone a spineless dunce, foreign operators found that they could access the Vice President of the United States on a speaker phone…as long as Hunter was sober enough to operate it. That was, plain and simple, the Biden family business, demonstrating that you could have access to the Vice President…for a fee. The estimates of money extracted by the Biden’s enterprise, in some circles, is estimated to now be north of 50 million bucks. The media is still covering the collective Biden butts and instead is vigorously reporting about a Mar-a-Lago maintenance worker, accused of erasing surveillance videos. By most accounts a scare tactic to flip the worker for the special counsel’s thin case.

Anyone remember how the Trumps were vilified for their overseas business activities? The major difference between them and the Bidens is simple. The Trump family had golf courses and hotels to show for their foreign investments, the Bidens had 17 or more shell LLC companies used to launder money.

Over the next couple of months, things are not going to go well for this crew of grifters. At some point it will be revealed how Joe Biden acquired million-dollar properties including a beachfront one on a government salary. Remember the sweet bippy? Bet it. Cue the Sammy Davis Jr. Laugh In video.

 “You can testify but you can’t win because I’m here to tell you, you guilty as sin!”

"Here Comes the Judge, Here Comes the Judge!"